I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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