I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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