What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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