Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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