he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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