I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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