Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
is it fun? or sober?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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