so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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