My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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