god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
where are you?
Hypothermia
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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