Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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