just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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