question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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