D3 body, D1 cock
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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