Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Pants are for mortals
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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