this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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