Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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