I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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