Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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