I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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