You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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