just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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