yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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