There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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