Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
