If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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