I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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