Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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