lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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