No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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