I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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