Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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