Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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