Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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