arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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