love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
