i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm always down for nudity.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
