Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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