Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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