I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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