I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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