Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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