so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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