Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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