Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
