I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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