She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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