Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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