i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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