I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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