what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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