Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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